GINGER JUICE : Tuesday, February 8 2011
Of all things HOLY -- WHOOOOOOOOO would stalk ANYONE on Facebook??
Okay, I do it . . never mind.
This is kinda fun -- Facebook Founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg has just gotten a restraining order against a 31 year old guy that is stalking him on Facebook. But wait, there's more . . apparently this crazy stalker dude has also tried to reach Mark at his HOME and the Facebook offices. Not.Good.
Dr. Conrad Murray's trial will be televised. YES! I was so addicted to the OJ Simpson trial on Court TV back in the day . . it's almost like I can relive the adventure! In case you don't know - Dr. Murray is accused of causing the death of a LEGEND . . Michael Jackson. He must be punished. With America watching.
A special interview with Janet Jackson will be aired on Friday's "Today" show as well as Sunday's "Dateline NBC". In the interview, Janet talks about being mentally abused by her family as a child. Growing up with older brothers that would call her fat in almost every way possible, by using words like "hog", "pig", "horse", "cow". Even Michael was tough on her. Janet's emotional stability wasn't helped by her dad - who wouldn't even LET her call him "dad"! He'd say, "I'm Joseph to you. You do not call me dad." SAD. SO.SO.SAD.
This year's Superbowl was the MOST-WATCHED TV program OF ALL TIME. I'm not talking of just the 45 Superbowls. No, I mean . . of any program aired on TV . . EVER. Actually, if you really dig deep, the Superbowl gets more and more viewers each and every year. Why is that, do you think? The half-time shows? The commercials? The National Anthem ....debauchery? I didn't mean to say that. My bad.
Speaking of the National Anthem Debauchery Segment - which we will now simply refer to as the 'NADS' - Joan Rivers (who could possibly beat out Lisa Lampenelli as the Queen of Mean with this one) had something to say. "Christina must have been thinking about food, that's why she forgot the words. 'O say can you see . . french fries.' She's gotten so big, she looks like she could eat LADY GAGA. Great way to get rid of competition." Real nice Joan. Now Christina is probably going to become a chain smoking, drug abusing alcoholic. Idiot.
So we know Regis is "retiring" from Live! With Regis and Kelly. Originally, he was to exit sometime in August. Now, it looks like he is leaving in November so that they can plan a GOODBYE show. 7 months wasn't enough time to get a cake, order some flowers and maybe a couple headlining celebrities? Phew. Good thing they've bought themselves some extra time. *blink*
